Bollywood has never failed to give us movies that we’ll all remember till the end of times. And just like that, it has given us movies that we cannot forget (even though we’ve tried hard) till the end of time. Thanks to television, we’ve all seen this movies as a part of experiment, which soon turns into self-induced harm. Here are some of the most stupid Bollywood movies we have all seen –
1. Jaani Dushman Ek Anokhi Kahaani
Armaan Kohli’s magnanimous performance in this Bollywood ensemble blunder is perhaps the only reason we know who he is. Starring Akshay Kumar, Suniel Shetty, Sunny Deol and other famous Bollywood celebrities, you should watch this movie as more of a comedy than the horror is absolutely isn’t. A group of friends have to tackle with a nag and naagin (who used to be their friend but her pichhla janam ruined their friendship) and what begins is a hilarious riot of mass murdering (which should not be funny but it is). The only question you’ll be asking yourself in the end is whether Akshay Kumar was stoned when the script was being narrated to him or is it his clone acting in the movie.
2. Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon
Before Kareena Kapoor Khan did Jab We Met, she did this. MPKDH is a reminder of how there’s a future for every stoner as they can always get into writing scripts and get paid. What must be lauded here is the amount of energy and enthusiasm the leading actress and actor put in here, because no one has overacted this much in the history of cinema worldwide. In the same movie you can see Abhishek Bachchan who has under-acted, showing the absolute extremities one feature film can have. Sanjana and her family gets confused between Prem Kumar and Prem Kishan, one is the boss and the other is the employee, and this misunderstanding leads to Sanjana tearing apart Prem Kishan’s shirt in public. That girl has a lot of strength.
3. Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
The most desi remake of 1990 hit romantic comedy Pretty Woman, this flick is the reason why Bollywood should just stay away from Hollywood movies. Starring Bhai, Rani Mukherjee and Preity Zinta, Chori Chori is about a man whose wife cannot conceive a child and the couple resort to surrogacy. This is where the Pretty Woman story line begins, except that he’s looking for a woman who can carry his child. The big fat Indian family is somehow fitted in this story, and the three characters move to Switzerland until this task is completed. You’re left wondering as to how can Raj’s family be so stupid that they cannot make out that their Bahu has stuffed a pillow on her tummy to look pregnant.
4. Awaara Paagal Deewana
Akshay Kumar stars in yet another movie that doesn’t make sense. From this we can establish that in the start of his career, she was mostly stoned. Playing the character Guru Gulaab Khatri who is a wanted gangster. The film has an ensemble cast with the most dysfunctional characters who stammer, can’t remember the names of common things and regularly forget their own names. To top it all, Rahul Dev’s character has the ability to make masks of his own face and put it one anyone like a total pro. Nothing is this movie makes sense at all, and if you’re watching it, I’d suggest you to not use a lot of energy in comprehending exactly what’s up with this movie.
Aamir Khan’s choice of movies hasn’t always been spectacular. Everyone makes mistakes, but with Tum Mere Ho and Mela, Aamir made absolute blunders. Whatever his reasons may be, Mela starring his brother Faisal Khan and Twinkle Khanna is an attempt to make modern Sholay with Gabbar Singh being a total womanizer and Thakur being a beautiful woman. Introducing stupid characters like Pakad Singh who can’t tell the difference between urine and alcohol is just one of the many places this movie doesn’t make sense. In the end of course, the two characters fall in love having avenged the death of Rupa’s brother by the hands of wannabe Gabbar Singh. It was a box office disaster and a headache.
You’ve seen them all, haven’t you?