Mumbai, the city of dreams, is also the city of not-so-much winter. If you had concentrated in sixth-grade science class, you already know that we experience maritime climate, which is a moderate climate. Summers, winters, any season is experienced at its lowest in Mumbai. Places away from the sea, say Delhi, have an extreme type of climate where summers are extremely hot and winters, extremely cold. Winters in Mumbai are quite frankly a joke, a mere concept. With the cyclone Ockhi approaching the city, the weather is cold, but not Delhi cold. The minute the temperature drops below 25, Mumbaikars are seen wearing jackets and hoodies. Wonder what we’re going to do if we’re put in cities that are really really cold. People always make fun of us for being so ignorant and delicate when it comes to the weather and let’s face it, they’re funny. Let’s add a little humour to our lives on this extremely cold and windy day with jokes on winters in Mumbai.
1. SO COLD.
Bombay is so cold, you can unfold your sleeves.
— Numbyaar (@NumbYaar) January 11, 2017
2. STOP THE DRAMA, WILL YOU?
— Iliad (@Poet_hector) January 10, 2017
3. Winter is coming.
4. Bag bhari hoega aaj.
5. You’re blessed, really.
When someone says it's cold in Bombay pic.twitter.com/ansjGIdHJH
— Damsel in This Dress (@secondofhername) January 11, 2017
6. Calm down, it’s not a competition.
"It's really cool in Mumbai right now"
"It's colder in Delhi"
"Russia main barf…
"It's colder in Delhi"
"Pluto is -240…
"It's colder in Del…
— yippee kha le mdrfkr (@krazyfrog) January 10, 2017
7. Sardiyaan aa gayi hain.
People in mumbai when the temperature hits 25 degree celsius pic.twitter.com/KyRHEJMiA5
— The-Lying-Lama 2.0 (@KyaUkhaadLega) December 23, 2015
8. Sorry, not sorry.
Mumbai is the only city where Winters are declared when temperature falls below 16°C.
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) January 11, 2017
9. Woh aapka problem hai.
Mumbai : temperature 20 degrees Celsius
People : omg is Mumbai freezing or what omg
Delhi :4 degrees
People :is baar itni thand nahin padi
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) January 11, 2017
10. Okay, daredevil.
It is freezing in Bombay just like it is freezing in the Sahara desert at noon. I am still using the AC.
— Maneet/????? (@maneet) December 28, 2016
“It’s freezing bro!” – Every Mumbaikar right now.