5 Apps That Should Not Exist

5 Apps That Should Not Exist

To be fair, this world is a useless place to live in. We don’t need another set of useless things in a world that already doesn’t make sense. But the internet is dark and full of terrors. From the hidden closets of Play Store/App Store come some applications that make you want to ask the developer as to what exactly was going on in his mind when he was making the app. Following are 5 apps that should not exist –
1. Will you marry me?
Yes, there’s an actual application available where you can ask your girlfriend/boyfriend to be yours forever. Now I don’t really know how this works because my main concern is why does this app exist. Who in the right mind would install something like this? Isn’t asking someone to marry you an important thing to do? Why would you need an app? You know you can always say it out loud or write it down, right?

5 Apps That Should Not Exist

2. Shut Up! App
So there’s this app called Shut Up! and guess what the function is. It yells Shut Up! at you. Yes, that’s all. All it does is say shut up. There’s no need for such an app when you have your mom around you all the time. She is Shut Up! app personified. Again, if you want someone to stop talking, you could just say it out loud instead of downloading a special app that takes up space on your phone. Keep it simple, maybe?

5 Apps That Should Not Exist

3. [email protected]
You are reading that right. [email protected] is a real thing. The purpose of this app is to play things or make noises that make you want to pull out a pillow and go straight to sleeping at working hours. There’s too many questions that need answers here. Why would you need an app for this? If you want to sleep at work, why show up at all? Who gets paid for sleeping at work? Who had the brilliant idea to make this app?

5 Apps That Should Not Exist

4. My Virtual Girlfriend
As creepy as that sounds, My Virtual Girlfriend is an app for guys who never want a girlfriend. This is worse than saying ‘I love you’ to Siri. Whoever thought of this out of the world idea of developing this app needs medical attention immediately. Why would anyone want to install this app on their phone? If you use this app, let me assure you that you’re going to marry your phone in the future. Congratulations on the relationship.

5 Apps That Should Not Exist

5. Pointless Game
As the name suggests, there’s nothing that makes sense about this game. The most stupid app to exist, Pointless Game is played by keeping your finger on the screen for as long as you can which earns you a point per second. Yes, this is how this game is played. It requires you to be absolutely free in life and completely out of your mind to be installing this. Apps like this make you want to give up on this world.

5 Apps That Should Not Exist

Please don’t say you have one of these.

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