If you’re reading this, here’s a virtual hug for you. Dieting is hard. You deserve all the hugs in this world. You finally gave in to the pressures of this world and their perspective of beauty. You’re finally trying to lose some wait, and the first step of doing that is dieting. It’s been a rough couple of months for you, watching your friends enjoy the most delicious of meals in the world while you’re sitting there eating your salad. I know you want to cry, I know you want to give up. I know you want to hold that slice of pizza in your hand and just look at it. And today, you’re free to do anything you want to. It’s no diet day. Here’s a list of scrumptious lip-smacking food you should treat yourself with today –
The best partner of every movie night, Pizza is the first thing you gave up on when you began your dieting. Guess what? It forgives you. It’s ready to take you back, even if it’s for one day. What are you waiting for? Indulge in the food sent to you straight from heaven. Pick up your phone and order a Joey’s special right now. Pizza still loves you.
You on a diet and potato are like forbidden lovers. You didn’t want to diet for a long time because that would mean giving up potatoes for real. But when you decided you’re going to do this, you didn’t know how hard it would be without it. Now is your night. Each as many fries, wedgies, aloo ke parathe or anything that has potatoes in it before this day is over.
You’ve seen how different the world is without rice. Ever since you’ve started your diet, your world has become incomplete. Every time you look at dal sitting there in your plate, you wonder does it miss rice as much as you do. The answer is yes, dal misses rice a lot. Have a little mercy on dal and yourself, and eat rice for a change. No diet day doesn’t come all the time.
Meat wrapped in bacon and cheese with mayonnaise, enclosed within two burger buns with fries and coke is the kind of food you used to love. It’s still your first love, and only you know what you’ve given up just to look “better”. Not anymore my friend, not anymore. You’re allowed to eat whatever you want and you go order yourself a cheese burger with extra large fries right now.
By now you know, chocolate is better than people. Before you began your diet, at least you had chocolate to comfort you when you were sad. But now, it’s just you. You may not be sad anymore but why waste the opportunity? When it’s officially a no diet day, why waste it just because you’re scared? Get those candy and chocolate bars right now. Order a chocolate cake for yourself. Don’t let today go.
Seize the day, people!